T-Shirts from The Onion

'World's Largest Metaphor' Front Page T-Shirt

'Drugs Win Drug War' Headline T-Shirt

'Man Walks On Moon' Front Page T-Shirt

'Jurisprudence Fetishist' Headline T-Shirt

'Jesus Is My Health Insurance' Headline T-Shirt

'Apology Screamed' Headline T-Shirt

'I Think I Know CPR' Onion Headline T-Shirt

'I Appreciate The Muppets' Headline T-Shirt

Artist Overappreciated Headline T-Shirt

'Area Man' Headline T-Shirt

'Like Hell We're All In This Together' Headline T-Shirt

Coworkers Agog As Employee Introduces New Shirt Into Rotation Onion Headline T-Shirt